Thanksgiving

Oh man, I'm having an awesome Thanksgiving! I'm all alone in the house...I managed to fend off everyone who wanted me to go deal with family, and I'm watching "Home Alone". LOL, how appropriate! So I'm just chillin, and saving my sanity for tomorrow, since my husband wants to go shopping. But I'm actually OK with that, because I'm in a fighting mood, and if anyone gets in my way, they'll wish they didn't.

My earlier fighting mood (about a week ago) was thwarted, so I'm especially ready for tomorrow. My husband went to a party with his friends when I was working, which was fine, but he wanted me to come pick him up. I wasn't going to, but then I thought I should, because that meant I would actually have to go in, and that meant that some bitch would give me "the stare", and since I was in a fighting mood, I would have been able to start a fight and kick some stupid bitch ass. But alas, he got a ride home, so I didn't get to fight. But that's OK, there's always tomorrow!

Anyways, I'm thankful for my solitude this day. I hate being around people, and because being around people is pretty much expected on holidays, I pretty much hate all holidays. But this one is going good, I don't have to pretend to like anyone, or make excruciating small talk, or deal with my most hated sister-in-law. Yes, I AM a misanthrope, a huge one, but I'm OK with that. If you go against your nature, you get constipated, and I've never been good at being a hypocritical phony. So lucky for me, I don't have to try today, and that truly is something to be thankful for.

But I probably will go see my mother later, she has turkey giblets for me...I LOVE the hearts and livers, so it's worth it. And it's just gonna be her, and since she's just like me, things will be fine. LOL, my mom is like my best friend...how lame is that? But she's the only one who understands me (besides my stepfather, who died 2 years ago, and my husband to some extent), so I guess it's not too bad. At least it's nice to not have to pretend to be a good person when I'm with her, because the truth is, I'm NOT a good person, and I really have no desire to be one, and my mother doesn't care, because she's a bad person too. It's great!

Anyways, that's how it is today, and I'm loving it :)

Swords to ploughshares

I just found an interesting quote about swords to ploughshares, and I think it's quite true. It basically illustrates the naivete of those who believe war can ever be stopped....

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will end up plowing for those who did not." -Anonymous

Human nature being what it is, it's very true. So the next time you naive idiots whine about war, just keep this in mind. But then again, I'm a fascist RepubliKKKan warpig monster, so what the hell do I know?

MTV True Life...WTF?

I'm watching MTV: True Life, and good Lord, these people are fucking annoying. The episode is "I'm Pregnant", and all these women are fucking annoying idiots. This one chick was bitching about how she was on the bus or something, and the person sitting next to her wouldn't get up out of the seat to let her out. She was like, "It's like they don't even care". I was like, um...NO SHIT? Why should everyone have to accommodate you just because you were dumb enough to get yourself knocked up? That's your problem, not mine. Get real, the world does not revolve around you! Then she was bitching at her boyfriend because he was wearing a cross, and she thinks that's somehow disrespectful. So she was bitching, and crying, and she was complaining about how she doesn't need this stress, etc., yet she seemed to be completely unaware that SHE started carping at HIM about something so unbelievably idiotic. What an obnoxious cunt.

Then there's some dumb assed blonde bitch, and her boyfriend or whatever wanted to go out and drink...and the dumb cunt was like "I want you to come home at 1:30" and all this shit, like she's his mother or something. Then she bitches at him about his drinking, his smoking, and everything he does. I mean, WTF? Who the hell wants to hear that crap? What guy would want to have a girlfriend or wife that treats him like a fucking child, and tells him what he's ALLOWED to do? My husband is a grown fucking man, and if he wants to go out every single night and get drunk, who the hell am I to tell him that he's not ALLOWED to do that? He can do whatever the fuck he wants to do, I don't give a shit, I'm his wife, not his mommy. But, on the other hand, if he wants to do shit that I don't agree with, he still can, but he can do it without being married to me. It's his choice, and whatever choice he makes, that's fine, I'll be OK either way. I love him very much, but I am not going to be anyone's keeper, and I sure as hell am not going to try and make decisions for a grown assed man, and I DEFINITELY won't tell him what he's allowed to do. I mean, how fucking disgusting. I will never, ever understand men who put up with that, and I will definitely not ever understand the women who want to act like that. I think I would have an easier time relating to a rock than a woman like that, or their pussified, whipped bitch of a man. And what woman with any self-respect would WANT a man like that? I know I don't want a man who is a bitch, who meekly allows me to call all the shots....if I wanted to be with a bitch, I'd fuck a woman (which I also think is gross). LOL....assholes.

Then the black chick is had a baby shower. If I had a kid (which I would rather die first), I wouldn't want a baby shower. I mean, who would give me one, first of all, because I don't have female friends...but the whole idea is kinda gay. I wouldn't want to sit around with a bunch of females talking about a baby that isn't even born yet. How fucking boring. Besides, if I DID have a baby, I sure as fuck wouldn't put it in all those ugly-assed baby clothes that they sell in stores. I'd make my own baby clothes, because all that pastel shit with ducks and lambs and bunnies on them make me want to hurl. Babies are hideous enough without putting them in the lamest, gayest clothes imaginable. If I had a kid, I would dress it in black, white, navy blue, and gray only, even if it is a girl (which it would be because if I was pregnant and found out I'd be having a boy, I'd get an abortion immediately), because I hate cutesy crap with a passion.

Oh, now we're at the point where they're actually popping the life-ruining, money-wasting little mistakes out of their vaginas. All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. Who the hell could watch this and still think "Oh hey, I want a baby!"? The blonde bitch wants an epidural, and the doctor is telling her she isn't ready for one. WHAT THE HELL? Shit, if I was in her shoes, I'd fucking rip someone's face off if they tried to tell me that garbage. I'd make sure that I was doped to the gills so I didn't feel shit. If that meant I'd have to go buy heroin on the street and shoot it up in the bed, I'd fucking do it, because there's no way in hell I would feel SHIT. Ew, the baby just came out and as soon as it was out, they put it on the mother's stomach. No way. If that was me, I'd be like, "take it away, clean it up, then bring it back later, OK?". Not that I'd actually do anything as nasty as actually pushing the kid out....the only way I'd do it is by C-section. Why spend so much time and energy and pain pushing, when you can just have it cut out? Way easier, and way less painful. Besides, actually having a vaginal birth is so nasty, and it makes your vagina all loose, floppy, and stretched. No thanks. Also, I'd rather have stitches in my stomach instead of in my vagina, because I read that it rips down there when you give birth. Fucking disgusting.

Oh shit, and she named it "Chance". Why do people do that to their children? Why do they give their kids such white-trash, ignorant names? Why can't people give their kids classy, normal names? What's wrong with names like Henry, Richard, Jeremy...or for girls, Victoria, Amanda, Jessica, etc.? If I had a kid, I'd name it Augusta Viktoria for a girl (after the former Kaiserin of Germany, since I'm German), or Viktoria Regina, or if it was a boy, Richard Wilhelm. A little odd, but historical names that mean something to me and my family, and reflect my heritage and my pride in it. Not some shitty "trendy" trash name that basically marks your kid as low fucking class for life. Yeah, I would say, who can imagine a President Chance So-and So, but that was before this idiot country elected a guy with the name of Barack Obama. Sad.

Ew, and now she's breastfeeding! EW EW EW EWWWW!!! I think that is the nastiest thing ever. Yes, I know breast milk is the best for the baby, blah blah blah, and that's fine, but why the hell would you let it actually EAT off your tit? What are we, animals? I would pump the milk out, then put it in a bottle and feed the baby that way, so I wouldn't actually have to put it up to my tit and have it feeding off me. I don't know why I have such a deep and visceral revulsion of breastfeeding, but it really makes my skin crawl. I don't know how anyone could possibly do it, but I've heard it's supposedly some bullshit "bonding" thing. Nope, no thanks. I'd find another way to bond with my kid, one that doesn't involve me sticking my tit in it's mouth. Just the idea makes my stomach churn.

Oh shit....now it's True Life: I'm getting married. The one chick on there, her name is Sabrina....WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER LIPS? She looks like the M-113 creature, the salt vampire from Star Trek: TOS. How the hell can anyone find that attractive? They need to kill it with fire. Now some Jew cunt is on there, bitching about money. OH WHAT A SHOCKER! Who would have thought a Jew would be bitching about money? LOL. She's got the whiny voice that all their women have....it's like a knife in my head. God, all these people on both of these shows are absolutely intolerable, yet I cannot look away! It's like a train wreck! Horrid creatures, all of them.

So in conclusion, Mtv is stupid, these people are stupid, and I hope they all die in a fire. Nothing of any value would be lost, that's for sure.

I hate other women

Yes, it's true....I hate other women. I have never met another woman that isn't a spiteful, vicious, backstabbing jealous bitch. Every single female friend I have ever had has backstabbed me, and it was always over something extremely petty and stupid. Usually they were jealous over something, which to this day makes no sense to me, because I don't have anything to be jealous over. But whatever the reason, I've always been betrayed by any female friend I have ever had, which is why I have none now, and won't ever have any again. After all, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....

But that's not the only reason I hate other women. Whenever I leave my house and go to work, or even go out in public, any woman I see ALWAYS gives me "the stare". If you're a woman, you are probably familiar with "the stare", but if you aren't, the stare is when another woman looks you in the eyes, then looks you up and down slowly, then looks you in the eyes again, then gives a bitchy little smirk. It's basically designed to make you feel inferior, and like shit. Luckily it doesn't work on me (because I don't give a shit what some bitch I don't even know thinks of me), but it IS annoying. I don't understand it either. Why do all women feel the need to try and make others feel like shit, especially when they don't even know them? I don't give a shit about any of them, they do not exist in my world, so why should my presence matter to them? It's insane, yet every single time I go anywhere, every woman I see does it. I'm supposed to want to be friends with that? No thanks.

Another thing I don't get is feminism. With women being what they are, and other women knowing it (and they DO know it, but I think a lot don't want to admit it), why in the hell would any woman want to align themselves with that bunch of cunts? Sorry, I don't hate men, and I sure as HELL don't want women running the world. They'd do a way worse job then men do, because of all their silly emotions and their love of holding grudges. The whole idea of "sisterhood", where you basically put women first because you all have vaginas, is asinine. None of those women give two shits about you, or other women, and if you think they do, you're a fucking fool. They care about themselves, and themselves only, and that whole "sisterhood" garbage will fly out the window in a heartbeat if you piss them off, or if you have something they want. Or if they are jealous of you because you're thinner, prettier, have a boyfriend/husband/girlfriend that they want. Basically, if you aren't fat, ugly, smelly, hairy and alone, they will hate your guts, but if you ARE nasty, they'll love you because you make them look better in comparison. Real sweethearts, huh? Don't ever try and look good, or rise above your supposed station in life, because those bitches will make your life hell. It's really sad, but it's the truth.

However, I think the main reason I don't get along with women is because I have absolutely nothing in common with them, other than having the same parts. Most women are emotional creatures, they are always weeping about something, and their emotions rule their lives. When I DID have female friends, I was always having to pretend to give a shit about their latest drama with their significant other, and no matter how shitty the guy was, how many times he did this before, they always went back for more. And I always had to sit there and listen when they talked about how so-and-so was REALLY gonna change this time, things were gonna be different, blah blah blah. And when nothing changed, I had to sit there and listen to them weep about it for the umpteenth time. It was like Groundhog Day, and I was Bill Murray. And God help me if I dared to point out the obvious, because if I did, I was a fucking monster. Yeah, it was hell on Earth, and it never stopped. If it wasn't some stupid guy trouble, it was another bullshit crisis that I had to sit and listen to. Basically, it never ended, it was always something, and that something was always trivial and often the fault of the woman themselves. I never understood it, because even though I am a woman, I think with my head, not my heart. If i could, I would get rid of all my emotions...I would LOVE to be a Vulcan, so I cannot relate to all this weepy, emotional garbage. To me, it's a waste of time and effort. And also, if you let people jerk you around, they win...and women are always being led by their emotions.

Another thing that I don't have in common with women is goals. Most women want to be married and have kids. Yes, I am married (and I have the most wonderful husband on Earth), but our marriage is very different than most people's. No, we're not polyamorous or trannies or any of that sick shit, but out mindset is very different than most, so it works for us. On the subject of kids though...I absolutely loathe children. I think they are the most repulsive creatures on this planet, and I would rather die than be a "Mommy". So I cannot understand or relate to women who do have kids. I hate being around children, I find them annoying, obnoxious, and nasty (and they are all ugly as sin), so why would I want to be friends with a woman who has a kid, because I'd have to sit there and listen to stories about their crotch dropping, and have to be around it. No thanks. Sticking a red hot poker in my eye sounds like more fun than that.

My worst nightmare is having a kid, and becoming another one of those bland, boring, child-centric soccer moms. Those women absolutely disgust me, their whole lives are their children. They drive minivans with soccer ball stickers on the back, they are members of the PTA, room mothers at their spawn's school, they live in McMansions and wear the most boring, unflattering, ugly clothes ever designed. They are my nightmare, so why would I want to hang around with them? I have nothing in common with any of them, because their whole focus is on their brats. And even if I did have female friends without kids now, they would likely have a kid in the future, so I would just be wasting my time being friends with them, because once a friend of mine has a kid, I'm done being friends with them. It might be harsh, but I honestly have no desire to have to hear all about little Johnny, or even worse, be AROUND little Johnny. Yuck.

Another thing I've noticed, if a woman is single, her whole being is consumed with finding a man. If they are in a relationship, they are consumed with getting him to propose, and if he does, then their whole focus is planning a wedding. Basically, every step is a living hell when you have to be the one listening to it. Planning a wedding is something else I have zero interest in. When I got married, I could have had a huge wedding, but we went to the courthouse and did it there, by ourselves. When we were done, we went home and I took care of my stepfather, like I always did. No big deal, and that's the way I wanted it. Planning a wedding, from what I've seen, is nothing but a headache and it turns people into even worse monsters. Imagine being friends with a woman who is planning a wedding, and you are IN the wedding....I shudder to think of it.

It seems like there is no point in time that I could conceivably be friends with another woman where I wouldn't be besieged with inane, pointless bullshit that would drive me to drink. So why bother? Why put myself into a situation where I would be open to being screwed over and betrayed , after having to hear all about the woman's annoying, petty problems? But that's a woman's gratitude for you....you spend your time trying to be a good friend (even when they make you want to kill yourself), and they backstab you. So, I've come to the conclusion that there is nothing worthwhile about women in general, and to try and be friends with any of them, or even interact with them in any way, would be a waste of my time and only lead to betrayal. And the funny thing is that I honestly don't miss having female friends. Why would I miss being backstabbed and treated like shit? If anyone actually trusts women, they deserve what they get. Oh, I'm sure not ALL women are like this (I know I'm not), but why waste my time trying to find the one woman out there that isn't like the others? I'd much rather be friends with guys and actually LIKE my friends. The best thing though....is that I'm not missing anything. Nothing of any value was lost when every female friend of mine betrayed me. I'm better off without them. But, if one more bitch gives me "the stare", she might get her teeth kicked down her throat. So, women, keep that in mind if you live in Northern VA. You might want to watch who you look at, because one of those women might be me, and you might wind up in the hospital.

Welp....

I decided to actually start one of these things. Why? Well, because I have a lot of shit to say, and not much of it is pleasant, "politically correct" or any of that other crap. Mainly though, because I'm just sick of reading dumb-ass blogs and if I bother to comment, having my comments censored. So I decided to take my inherent unpleasant nature to my own place and do my own thing. However, if anyone actually does read this, I won't be censoring any comments, if anyone feels like actually commenting (unless it's spam). I may be (to quote from Stephen King's Dreamcatcher) "that monster, I am that post-industrial, post-modern, crypto-fascist politically incorrect female cocka-rocka warpig", but you know what? I'm no hypocrite. Never have been, never will be. I am a regular asshole for free speech, and that actually includes speech that I disagree with. Yep, even if it is sniveling, pansy-assed, limp-wristed crybaby liberal tard whining!

However, be warned that I really don't care if anyone disagrees with me. That's fine, great, go ahead, it doesn't bother me. Neither does the name-calling...in fact, I kinda like the names, but I do wish that people could come up with something a little bit more original and interesting than the standard "fascist RepubliKKKan racist Nazi hatemonger, etc." crap. I guess what I'm saying here is that calling me those names doesn't bother me, because I have nothing to prove to anyone. I won't react with the standard denials, because it's a waste of time, and like I said, I don't care if people think I'm this or that. I also won't stop saying what I think, because I'm on to those little tricks by now. Name-calling, especially if you call someone a "racist" is the easiest and most effective way to shut up someone with whom you disagree, because those people are so concerned that someone might think they are racist. Well, here's the thing: It's not gonna work on me, so perhaps you shouldn't waste your time. If you do choose to try, that's fine, you can have your say, there will be no censoring here. But don't expect me to care. That's all. Just thought we should get that out in front before I begin here. Not that I expect anyone to actually read this (and I don't care if they do, this is really for me and I don't care about hits or whatever, I have a REAL job), but it's good to get your cards out on the table just in case. So now that I'm done with that, now starts the REAL fun!